Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.
me after i show my parents my grades
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like
Professor got cake tho
IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS
When noone in group chat answers you
Tina is my spirt animal
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.