eoliveson:

Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

momlonde:

tragically beautiful

momlonde:

tragically beautiful

neatpotatoes:

me after i show my parents my grades

 - MR KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!!! .. squemp
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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

bagmilk:

when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like

image

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

vinebox:

When noone in group chat answers you

get me some damn sushi

 - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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nuggetsexual:

Tina is my spirt animal

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.